February 2012 Featured RP Contest
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:02 amFor some ridiculous reason, to which, however, I've no desire to be disloyal,
Some person in authority, I don't know who, very likely the Astronomer Royal,
Has decided that, although for such a beastly month as February, twenty-eight days as a rule are plenty,
One year in every four his days shall be reckoned as nine and twenty.
Through some singular coincidence (I shouldn't be surprised if it were owing to the agency of an ill-natured fairy)
You are the victim of this clumsy arrangement...
February may be a short month, but that doesn't mean you all held back when it came to giving us some fabulous RPs to showcase. That's right...love is in the air, candy is flying left and right (and racking up a plethora of frequent flyer miles to boot), and it is time once again to pick this month's featured roleplay, so have at it. Here are some non-traditional NarniaMUCK Valentines Day recipes:
Jana Files a Complaint
http://forums.narniamuck.org/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=338
Take 1/2 of a pair of ex-criminals
Stir in a pack of wolves
Sift in 1 faun
Mix together until the batter is agitated
Turn up the oven to 360 degrees
Bake until steaming
Makes several servings of Humble Pie
An Experimental Procedure
http://forums.narniamuck.org/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=357
Start with three cousins, all of different sizes
Coax one cousin out of his shell
Add in tavern atmosphere to flavor
Make the stew by arm wrestling until all ingredients are mixed.
Simmer on low heat, then bring to a rolling boil.
Enjoy with a side of espionage.
Climbing Trees
http://forums.narniamuck.org/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=352
Carefully measure out two red-headed sisters
Introduce leavening agent and allow one to rise to become the Lady of Lancelyn Green
Place in a tree for several hours until chilled
Roll out onto cookie sheet greased with old scandals
Store in the Coghill section of your refrigerator.
Pour in mud and leaves and blend well.
A Gesture of Goodwill
http://forums.narniamuck.org/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=345
Beat together 1 lord of Chesterton, 1 Chesterton knight and 1 new mother in equal proportion
Season with holiday cheer and gift giving
Grind the tension of Lady Paige's disapproval over the dish
Carefully remove as much awkwardness as possible
Cook in a crock pot on low for 8 hours or until good relations are restored.
Serve on one large platter, family-style, garnished with the cuteness of a baby.
A Fireside Chat
http://forums.narniamuck.org/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=347
Tenderize two lovebirds of mature years until soft-hearted
Braize over an open fire in the Coghill Master Solar
Wrap in a poultice to cure hunting wounds
Shake until bubbles of laughter rise to the surface
This recipe should produce 3 well-bred children
You are hereby encouraged to vote! Polls will close on February 15th, two weeks from today.
Some person in authority, I don't know who, very likely the Astronomer Royal,
Has decided that, although for such a beastly month as February, twenty-eight days as a rule are plenty,
One year in every four his days shall be reckoned as nine and twenty.
Through some singular coincidence (I shouldn't be surprised if it were owing to the agency of an ill-natured fairy)
You are the victim of this clumsy arrangement...
February may be a short month, but that doesn't mean you all held back when it came to giving us some fabulous RPs to showcase. That's right...love is in the air, candy is flying left and right (and racking up a plethora of frequent flyer miles to boot), and it is time once again to pick this month's featured roleplay, so have at it. Here are some non-traditional NarniaMUCK Valentines Day recipes:
Jana Files a Complaint
http://forums.narniamuck.org/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=338
Take 1/2 of a pair of ex-criminals
Stir in a pack of wolves
Sift in 1 faun
Mix together until the batter is agitated
Turn up the oven to 360 degrees
Bake until steaming
Makes several servings of Humble Pie
An Experimental Procedure
http://forums.narniamuck.org/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=357
Start with three cousins, all of different sizes
Coax one cousin out of his shell
Add in tavern atmosphere to flavor
Make the stew by arm wrestling until all ingredients are mixed.
Simmer on low heat, then bring to a rolling boil.
Enjoy with a side of espionage.
Climbing Trees
http://forums.narniamuck.org/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=352
Carefully measure out two red-headed sisters
Introduce leavening agent and allow one to rise to become the Lady of Lancelyn Green
Place in a tree for several hours until chilled
Roll out onto cookie sheet greased with old scandals
Store in the Coghill section of your refrigerator.
Pour in mud and leaves and blend well.
A Gesture of Goodwill
http://forums.narniamuck.org/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=345
Beat together 1 lord of Chesterton, 1 Chesterton knight and 1 new mother in equal proportion
Season with holiday cheer and gift giving
Grind the tension of Lady Paige's disapproval over the dish
Carefully remove as much awkwardness as possible
Cook in a crock pot on low for 8 hours or until good relations are restored.
Serve on one large platter, family-style, garnished with the cuteness of a baby.
A Fireside Chat
http://forums.narniamuck.org/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=347
Tenderize two lovebirds of mature years until soft-hearted
Braize over an open fire in the Coghill Master Solar
Wrap in a poultice to cure hunting wounds
Shake until bubbles of laughter rise to the surface
This recipe should produce 3 well-bred children
You are hereby encouraged to vote! Polls will close on February 15th, two weeks from today.