AFD 2013: So This Happened...

[Melody]

Hey everybody! You know all those really ridiculous hilarious things that happen on AFD? This is the place to record them for posterity.

For example:

Melody asks, "did your cat vanish?"
Emilia sneezes at all the kitties around today...
Bruce_Lee says, "Oh, I must have eaten him. ;("
Melody dies
Emilia GAKS
Bruce_Lee exclaims, "It's so cute you could just EAT it!!!"
Bruce_Lee exclaims, "and then I typed: "eat cat" and got "You MONSTER!""

[Melody]

[$] HUH: Ruby(18203) in Atop the Hill(11545)[Narnia]: whoo!

I can only surmise from this that Ruby went rolling down the hill.

[Ruby]

This was by far my favourite:

Fur. Duck bill. Beaver tail. Webbed feet. Marsupial pouch. VENEMOUS SPIKE.

Go home, nature. You are drunk.
====> A platypus is the picture of health.

And

>>track
You scan the area, checking for any indication of cats nearby.
You scent A CAT OH MY GOSH A CAT POSSIBLY was here, and departed east. ** VERY STRONG **
You scent A CAT OH MY GOSH A CAT POSSIBLY was here, and departed south. ** VERY STRONG **
You scent A CAT OH MY GOSH A CAT POSSIBLY was here, and departed south. ** VERY STRONG **
You scent A CAT OH MY GOSH A CAT POSSIBLY was here, and departed east. * STRONG *
You scent A CAT OH MY GOSH A CAT POSSIBLY was here, and departed west. * STRONG *
Done.

We're all cats.
All of us.


All of us.

[Ruby]

Contents: A pocket watch with a thick spanish accent (Petraverd)

You can see some of the Dale out beyond the falling water.
You head out to the dale.

The Royal Treasure Keep
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You find yourself standing in a dark, cold chamber with no lightsource
anywhere. In the darkness, you find yourself tripping constantly over things
on the floor. The only thing your eyes can make out is the staircase leading
up to the dais.
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>>> You have crossed a FULL border! <<<

Whut. O.O

[Dalia]

So I was in Carmichael Mannor and then suddenly

Suddenly a pancake falls from the sky!

and then in a little bit

and also a giant goldfish! ...and a KAZOO!

And then in Coghill,

You drift north towards the manor road.

Behind the Waterfall
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You find yourself standing on a wide ledge just behind the Great Waterfall.
All around you, the whitewater cascade of the falls roar as they fall from the
cliffs above toward Narnia far below. The sunlight beyond shimmers through
it, casting a dazzling display all around a massive cavern that winds its way
back into the cliffwall.
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You can go: Deeper into the Cavern <W>, Through the Waterfall <E>

(to the west)

The Cavern-Behind-The-Falls(#9551R/ADKM)
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It is very dark here. You cannot see anything!
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(and too the east)

Sky Above Caldron Pool
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The waterfall pouring over the Western Cliffs still towers above you here, its
waters rushing down in a long, white, noisy rush. Below, Cauldron Pool
twinkles in the sunlight, and you can make out the beginning of the Great
River as it flows eastward into Lantern Waste. Immediately below, a low hill
rises along the south side of the pool, marking the entrance to a cave. A
riverbank path, well-worn enough to be visible even from this altitude, cuts
through the foliage on the south side, following the river into the southern
trees of Lantern Waste.
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You can go: Fly Northeast <NE>, Into the Waterfall <W>, Fly East <E>, Fly
North <N>

[Dalia]

Also Father Christmas

You see Father Christmas... Or...is THAT Father Christmas? It IS!
You see Father Christmas, but he doesn't look like himself. Gone is the
great and dignified fur robe he normally wears, gone is the peaked hood and
the large sack of gifts. Instead, he's wearing a neon orange tank top and a
garish pair of jams! His feet, normally clad in beautiful boots, are now
adorned by a pair of flip-flops. This outfit does NOT display him at his
best, as he is an impossibly old man with a less than impressive physique.
He does not seem to mind, though, as he tips the dark sunglasses he wears and
winks at you.

O.o

[Ruby]

I found the White Stag! Floating above the Moors......I picked it up but then it just disappeared as if it left the room, and I wasn't holding it anymore

And then, I zapto-ed Aslan......and found myself /in/ Blackclaw.....that was odd......

[Dalia]

What was it like /in/ Blackclaw?

[Blackclaw]

i can field this one

it was very uncomfortable for everyone involved

[Ruby]

It was just like being in the OOC lounge (heading east took you to the idle room) except the description was of Blackclaw.