Ulfden Wolves

[Nevarre]

Wanted: Ulfden Wolves

Pretty much everything Blizzard said 'cept we live in Lantern Waste

Oh, and we have better everything, especially healthcare

[Blackclaw]

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[Haelric]

^ With that disclaimer in mind, I will express my opinions of Ulfden. Which, by the way, are totally unbiased.

Ulfden is awesome because...

1. We're just awesome. Just take that as it is.
2. We're close to where all the baddies are. Theoretically.
3. We don't let just anyone join... Only ninja-wizards with pet laser-eyed bears. Or anyone with a lightsaber.
4. ^We're willing to let that rule slide if you're awesome enough.
5. ^^I think anyone who truly wants to join Ulfden would qualify as awesome enough.
6. ^^^Maybe. You'd have to ask Nevarre on that one.
7. We live in Lantern Waste, which if you didn't know, is an extremely popular tourist destination year-round. It's like the Hawaii of Narnia, but with more snow and less coconuts. (But coconuts have been known to migrate, so...)
8. Our alpha has a hidden stash of cookies somewhere.
9. We've been around for like... ever.
10. I don't really have a tenth reason, but it felt weird leaving it at nine.

*By voluntarily reading this post, you agree to not hold me liable for any of the words above should any be proven untrue, especially the thing about coconuts migrating with or without the aid of swallows. Though they could grip it by the husk.*

[Nevarre]

All Haelric's opinions expressed in the previous post are not solely his. They are all 100% true and I sanction everyone of them.

[Snowback]

8. Our alpha has a hidden stash of cookies somewhere.

What self-respecting wolf cares about cookies? ... except for use as bait!

[Melody]

Oh snap, Ulfden. I think you just got called out.

[Nevarre]

Who does this newbie think he is?! I'll let you know that these are special cookies with magical feeding properties. You eat one of these and you will never be hungry again! Thus, you will have more time and energy to make sure the Waste is safe. WHAT NOW?!

[Glyn]

The cookies are a lie! [hugs his weighted companion cube]

[Blackclaw]

i'd just like to take this opportunity to congratulate glyn on his new avatar

[Petraverd]

10. I don't really have a tenth reason, but it felt weird leaving it at nine.

I'll give you one:

10. Because we live by the unicorns, and they are absolutely AWESOME.