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*cough cough* Sure let's go with that one...

Petraverd wrote:

Haelric wrote: 10. I don't really have a tenth reason, but it felt weird leaving it at nine.

I'll give you one:

10. Because we live by the unicorns, and they are absolutely AWESOME.

...Or because (as said by Petraverd) Unicorns can kick butt in a fight??

...not quite my phrasing. But I did /earn/ this torc.

Let me delve into the big book of Nevarre's Wisdom. Ah, here on page 1033! It says, "Size does not make a champion, true skill in battle does"

Which I have, and have proven a few times over. Not exactly deconstructing an argument.

Face it, Nev. We unis make good allies, and it's one of the reasons Ulfden's awesome. You've got another good group at your side.

Remember Petra, Nev is too stubborn to ever admit it. If he had his way, Ulfden would be awesome solely because of him

I'm making this post as a challenge to the rest of you to try to keep my name from appearing in the "Last Post" column on the Board index.

Nevarre wrote:Let me delve into the big book of Nevarre's Wisdom. Ah, here on page 1033! It says, "Size does not make a champion, true skill in battle does"

Let me look something up in, um, Ruby's Guide to The [insert adjective here] Stuff About Unicorns...hm, chapter 8: On Fighting.

"Unicorns theoretically have more attack methods compared to other species, courtesy of their horns, hooves, and teeth. This gives Unicorns a broader range of skill. This, combined with their size, gives them an advantage in a spar or battle."

C.S. Lewis said it himself, in The Last Battle.

Yeah, but I'm Nevarre. I win. Nuf said

What, do you have, like, a super laser pet bear that sneaks up behind your opponent and attacks them from the rear, Nev?