Ulfden Wolves

[Nevarre]

nope, I just use super awesomeness to win

[Ruby]

I think a laser-shooting bear sidekick would be pretty awesome enough.

[Nevarre]

Nevarre does not need a side kick, especially if they are not a wolf.

[Ruby]

1. We're just awesome. Just take that as it is.
2. We're close to where all the baddies are. Theoretically.
3. We don't let just anyone join... Only ninja-wizards with pet laser-eyed bears. Or anyone with a lightsaber.
4. ^We're willing to let that rule slide if you're awesome enough.
5. ^^I think anyone who truly wants to join Ulfden would qualify as awesome enough.
6. ^^^Maybe. You'd have to ask Nevarre on that one.
7. We live in Lantern Waste, which if you didn't know, is an extremely popular tourist destination year-round. It's like the Hawaii of Narnia, but with more snow and less coconuts. (But coconuts have been known to migrate, so...)
8. Our alpha has a hidden stash of cookies somewhere.
9. We've been around for like... ever.
10. I don't really have a tenth reason, but it felt weird leaving it at nine.

[Nevarre]

Haelric wrote this without my authorization

[Ruby]

All Haelric's opinions expressed in the previous post are not solely his. They are all 100% true and I sanction everyone of them.

[Nevarre]

I knew that was coming. Oh well, I have officially changed my ruling. I think I need to turn this thread back into an actual characters wanted ad.

[Caileana]

...What a shame, Nev, I was just about to give Ruby the ol' "I've been there done this; you can't beat Nev when he puts his mind to being Better Than Everyone At Comebacks" speech

[Ruby]

Oh, that is a shame Caileana. 'Specially when you can beat Nev with his own words.

[Lydia]

I think I need to turn this thread back into an actual characters wanted ad.