The Not Joke Joke

[Bucki]

WizChat> 2012-Apr-20 21:09:34: Melody says, "A Wild Bear lumbers into the Tailor Shop."
WizChat> 2012-Apr-20 21:09:40: Melody locks some stuff~
WizChat> 2012-Apr-20 21:09:52: Bucki says, "LOL"
WizChat> 2012-Apr-20 21:10:02: Bucki says, "That sounds like the beginning of a bad joke"
WizChat> 2012-Apr-20 21:10:08: Melody says, "i know, right?"


I figured I'd share this as it really amused me.

[Dalia]

Maybe could we maybe have a thread for sharing funny things that happpen on the muck like this?

[Lucy]

Checkout message at Lantern Waste's Twin Oaks Lodge:

A burly-looking bellhop comes into the room. He begins cleaning the room and picking up everything on the floor.
The burly-looking bellhop grunts. "Checkout time." He pushes Queen Lucy roughly out the door.
You head out to the main room.

[Melody]

I typo'd when trying to ex a different thing and found:

Tristran(#19632) Value: 1 Owner: Jana(#23051PKCMI)
Type: THING
You see a male human baby with black hair and blue eyes.
Home: Myrd and Jana's Cottage [New Anvard](#19858R)
Location: A Traveler's Chest(#3457M)

myrd and jana keep their baby in a box you guys
reformed?
i think NOT.

[Larkbeard]

A Travelers Guide to Narnia and the Surrounding Regions
Ironholt
Ironholt, is the place to be. For your breakfast we have bats, for your lunch we have hardtack and for dinner there's catfish. For training you can take a trip to our nearby training area where Zauberei might conjure a dark sprite for you. Or perhaps you would just like a little drink, well our fully equipped tavern can offer you all sorts of exotic drinks while you sit down on one of our many chairs (one leg or two).




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[Jana]

I was digging through my p#mails today and stumbled across this.
For those of you who remember him, I am fairly sure this was Berke:

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From: Tiny Woven Pouch of Figs
To: Jana, Lanisen, Loc, Myrd, and Zan
Date: 1488 days ago, May 30, 10:24:43 PM
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[Wintermoor]

I found in in a log not too long after the meele and festival back sometime this year.

CC-CHAT> Wintermoor says, "Step 1. Get more than 1 centaur on at a time. Step 2. Take over Narniamuck. "

CC-CHAT> Miriam says, "Done and done."

CC-CHAT> Antheia says, "I can see we better watch you guys."

CC-CHAT> Miriam says, "Hey..you're one of us "

CC-CHAT> Antheia says, "Oh yeah!"

CC-CHAT> Antheia says, "Okay, I'm down."

CC-CHAT> Wintermoor says, "A forth Centaur, who happens to be an awesome amazing staffie. All the better."

CC-CHAT> Antheia says, "good thing i'm amazing or that would have been a bummer"

CC-CHAT> Wintermoor says, "Now that all figured out, where do we start?"

CC-CHAT> Wintermoor wonders if this calls for conspiratorial rubbing hands together...hmm

[Blackclaw]

anth u traitor :(

[Lanisen]

OOC> Colin says, "Dude I'm still holding pie from last night"
You steal the Plum Pie from Colin! (And no one sees you do it! Hee hee!)
OOC> Colin says, "LANISEN"

yep.

[Adeliha]

Adeliha pages, "Hey sorry to bother you but do you talk with an accent?" to Sehsis.
Sehsis pages, "yes but aren't you deaf? You wouldn't hear it?" to you.
Adeliha page, "*cough* I meant I knew that, I was just trying to test you *cough*" to Sehsis.
Sehsis pages, "pfft sure yeah lets go with that XD" to you.